wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
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how to have a great beach bod: be an elephant
look at this happy mother fucker right here! :)
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you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
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“You’re a lesbian because your dad abused/didn’t love you”
“You’re a lesbian because you scared of men”
“you’re gay because you were too close to your mum”
“You’re not gay you jsut havent met the right boy/girl”
“You’re __ because-“
Deejay and that tight ass cake.. Firm cheeks
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The signs
- Capricorn: organized classy fucks
- Aquarius: crazy weird pervert freaks from hell
- Pisces: sensitive little pussy fish bitches
- Aries: satanic angry charming bitches
- Taurus: no bullshit bull bitches
- Gemini: fuckin cray fuck wads who never shut up
- Cancer: crabby empathetic bitches
- Leo: friendly fuckin fucks who luv theyself
- Virgo: smart efficient cray bitches born in office max
- Libra: indecisive flaky social butterfly bitches
- Scorpio: perverted freaks with anger management issues
- Sagittarius: confused freak with a bow and arrow who likes drugs a lot